Klarinet Archive - Posting 000094.txt from 1994/05
From: Andrea K Hakari <hakari@-----.EDU>
Subj: Re: Reeds
Date: Wed, 4 May 1994 19:23:57 -0400
> On Tue, 3 May 1994, ROY E. BREILING wrote:
> > I'm interested in any other music or musician jokes. Keep them coming.
> How do you know when the stage floor is level?
> When the bass clarinetist drools out of both sides of his mouth.
Others I've heard:
What do you call a bass clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.
What's the definition of a nerd? Someone who owns his/her own alto
What do you call a contrabass clarinetist with a beeper? An optimist.
(The beeper to get gig calls - you wouldn't believe how many
times I've had to explain that one!)
--Andrea, Bb bass clarinetist extraordinaire!!!