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Klarinet Archive - Posting 000094.txt from 1994/05

From: Andrea K Hakari <hakari@-----.EDU>
Subj: Re: Reeds
Date: Wed, 4 May 1994 19:23:57 -0400

> On Tue, 3 May 1994, ROY E. BREILING wrote:
> > I'm interested in any other music or musician jokes. Keep them coming.
> >
> How do you know when the stage floor is level?
> When the bass clarinetist drools out of both sides of his mouth.

Others I've heard:

What do you call a bass clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.

What's the definition of a nerd? Someone who owns his/her own alto

What do you call a contrabass clarinetist with a beeper? An optimist.
(The beeper to get gig calls - you wouldn't believe how many
times I've had to explain that one!)

--Andrea, Bb bass clarinetist extraordinaire!!!

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