Klarinet Archive - Posting 000150.txt from 2012/01

From: patten51@-----.com
Subj: Re: [kl] Fw: NEW MUSIC TERMS
Date: Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:44:20 -0500

Way back in high school band the joke was when so and so (insert the name of the person to be the brunt of the joke) saw the notation "ritard" he thought it was his name and stood up.
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On Jan 25, 2012, at 12:12 PM, David Renaud <drjazzca@-----.com> wrote:

> Sight reading a show as a sub, I come to a section marked.
>
> "with a good sound"
>
> What??!!, as opposed to that other thing I usually do.......
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>
> Cheers
> Dave Renaud
>
> Sent from my iPad
>
> On 2012-01-25, at 11:39 AM, Charles Levine <chardy5@-----.net> wrote:
>
>> Glad you enjoyed them!
>>
>>
>>
>> ________________________________
>> From: "JMarioneau@-----.com>
>> To: klarinet@-----.com
>> Sent: Wed, January 25, 2012 11:30:43 AM
>> Subject: Re: [kl] Fw: NEW MUSIC TERMS
>>
>> These are great!
>>
>>
>> In a message dated 1/25/2012 7:51:45 A.M. Central Standard Time,
>> chardy5@-----.net writes:
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>>
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>>
>> ----- Forwarded Message ----
>> From: Judy Levine <jalevine31@-----.com>
>> To: charles levine <chardy5@-----.net>
>> Sent: Wed, January 25, 2012 8:46:34 AM
>> Subject: Fw: NEW MUSIC TERMS
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> --- On Wed, 1/25/12, Walt Bailey <wcb55@-----.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> From: Walt Bailey <wcb55@-----.net>
>>> Subject: NEW MUSIC TERMS
>>> To:
>>> Date: Wednesday, January 25, 2012, 7:48 AM
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> NEW MUSIC TERMS
>>>
>>> Making the rounds now on the Internet are the following definitions:
>>>
>>> ALLREGRETTO: When you're 16 measures into the piece and realize you took
>> too
>>> fast a tempo
>>>
>>> ANGUS DEI: To play with a divinely beefy tone
>>>
>>> A PATELLA: Accompanied by knee-slapping
>>>
>>> APPOLOGGIATURA: A composition that you regret playing
>>>
>>> APPROXIMATURA: A series of notes not intended by the composer, yet
>> played with
>>> an "I meant to do that" attitude
>>>
>>> APPROXIMENTO: A musical entrance that is somewhere in the vicinity of
>> the
>>> correct pitch
>>>
>>> DILL PICCOLINI: An exceedingly small wind instrument that plays only
>> sour
>> notes
>>>
>>> FERMANTRA: A note held over and over and over and over and . . .
>>>
>>> FIDDLER CRABS: Grumpy string players
>>>
>>> FLUTE FLIES: Those tiny mosquitoes that bother musicians on outdoor
>> gigs
>>>
>>> FRUGALHORN: A sensible and inexpensive brass instrument
>>>
>>> GAUL BLATTER: A French horn player
>>>
>>> GREGORIAN CHAMP: The title bestowed upon the monk who can hold a note
>> the
>>> longest
>>>
>>> PLACEBO DOMINGO: A faux tenor
>>>
>>> SPRITZICATO: An indication to string instruments to produce a bright and
>> bubbly
>>> sound
>>>
>>> TEMPO TANTRUM: What an elementary school orchestra is having when it's
>> not
>>> following the conductor
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
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