Klarinet Archive - Posting 000022.txt from 2010/01

From: Bear Woodson <bearwoodson@-----.net>
Subj: [kl] Re: asleep?
Date: Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:06:05 -0500

Shhhh! I'm not asleep. I'm just "playing possum" because
I'm surrounded by paranoids, and they might attack.

Bear Woodson, Composer

Home: 520 - 881 - 2558
"Bear Woodson" <bearwoodson@-----.net>

"When the more normal crazy people are out to GET
you, they hide in the bushes and STARE at you all
day, while you're in your house, or at your job. You
can tell, because you can see them hiding behind
bushes and parked cars. But when they are True
Paranoids, they are more masterful at hiding, so you
can't see them at all! When you look out at parked
cars and bushes and DON'T see people hiding there,
then you KNOW that the Paranoids are Massing for
an Attack! You need to know these profound, crucial
facts, in case you decide to go crazy!"
- Bear Woodson (2009)

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