Klarinet Archive - Posting 000045.txt from 2009/12

From: Bear Woodson <bearwoodson@-----.net>
Subj: [kl] Nope! It MUST be the Paranoids!
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:30:03 -0500

> > On 15 Dec 2009, at 01:00, Bear Woodson wrote:
> > Is this List still active? I haven't received a Daily
> > Digest since Issue 8629 on December 9, 2009.
>
> On 15 Dec 2009 at 10:37, Karl Krelove wrote:
> Maybe we're too busy practicing?
>
> On 15 Dec 2009, at 10:42, Lee Ann Hansen wrote:
> How about: 1) gigs ('tis the season, you know);
> or 2) partying?

Nope! I'm not buying it! Have any of you seen any
Paranoids lurking about? No? Well that PROVES that
they ran off with all the Klarinet Messages!

Bear Woodson, Composer

Home: 520 - 881 - 2558
"Bear Woodson" <bearwoodson@-----.net>

"When the more normal crazy people are out to GET
you, they hide in the bushes and STARE at you all
day, while you're in your house, or at your job. You
can tell, because you can see them hiding behind
bushes and parked cars. But when they are True
Paranoids, they are more masterful at hiding, so you
can't see them at all! When you look out at parked
cars and bushes and DON'T see people hiding there,
then you KNOW that the Paranoids are Massing for
an Attack! You need to know these profound, crucial
facts, in case you decide to go crazy!"
- Bear Woodson (2009)

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