Klarinet Archive - Posting 000032.txt from 2009/12

From: Martin Baxter <martinbaxter1@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] Hello?
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:50:36 -0500

Hi Bear.
I'd been wondering myself why the clarinet community had been so quiet recently. Could they all be doing as I am and concentrating on another instrument (in my case bassoon)?
Martin
On 15 Dec 2009, at 01:00, Bear Woodson wrote:

> Is this List still active? I haven't received a Daily Digest
> since Issue 8629 on December 9, 2009.
>
> (Maybe the Paranoids finally got them?!?)
>
>
> Bear Woodson, Composer
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> Home: 520 - 881 - 2558
> "Bear Woodson" <bearwoodson@-----.net>
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> "I exchange E-Mails with people all over the world.
> When they learn that I live in Arizona, they say,
> "Wouldn't you have to be crazy to live in a desert
> that's so hot all the time?", I answer "Yes, exactly,
> we ALL are!" I then explain that in most climates
> when the Paranoids are out to GET you, they hide
> in the bushes and STARE at you all day, while you
> are at work or home. But in the deserts, we don't
> HAVE many bushes, because sometimes we only
> have clumps of Cacti. So when the Paranoids have
> to do an 8-hour shift of Staring at someone here, it
> could mean 3 Weeks of pulling Cactus Needles out
> of their butts with pliers! For this reason the Arizona
> Paranoids have a VERY Strong Union! It is crucial
> that all people know this, in case they decide to go
> crazy and move to Arizona!"
> - Bear Woodson (2002)
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