Klarinet Archive - Posting 000411.txt from 2009/02

From: "David Renaud" <manonrivet@-----.ca>
Subj: [kl] On the lighter side.....a few notes
Date: Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:40:12 -0500

Three notes walk into a bar...

A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we =
don't
serve minors." So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open =
fifth
between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is =
out
flat.

An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp =
enough. A
D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse =
me.
I'll just be a second."

Then an A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that =
this
relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and
exclaims, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar
tonight."

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in =
a
3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a
nice corporate job until his company downsized) says, "You're looking =
sharp
tonight, come on in! This could be a major development."

This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and =
everything
else, and stands there au natural.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a =
rest.
The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the =
diminution
of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an =
upscale
correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of =
any
wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary =
are
bassless.

The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so =
patrons,
and the sopranout in the bathroom, everything has become altoo much =
treble;
he needs a rest, and closes the bar.=20
=20
...courtesy of Erich Wolz.

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