Klarinet Archive - Posting 000047.txt from 2007/04

From: "Scott Morrow" <scottdmorrow@-----.com>
Subj: [kl] RE: klarinet Digest 6 Apr 2007 21:01:01 -0000 Issue 7207
Date: Sat, 07 Apr 2007 00:04:03 -0400

Okay, Glenn, I'll meet your challenge!
Here's one specifically for the klarinet list:

Two clarinetists walk into a bar.
One says, "Give me a dark beer."
The other says, "I wonder what he means by that?"

-Scott Morrow
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Memo: To all would be clarinetist "comedians" who think they've
suddenly
encountered a clever "joke"...

You haven't.

These SAME instrumental jokes have been traveling around the internet ad
nauseum and are listed on dozens of web sites.

Your "discoveries" of witty material is not as revolutionary as you may
think.

A better, more worthwhile endeavor - find an original one that hasn't
been
traveling the vaudeville circuits for the past 40 years.

End of rant - Now back to your regularly scheduled program...

Glenn Kantor (GBK)

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