Klarinet Archive - Posting 000028.txt from 2007/04

From: clarni bass <clarnibass@-----.com>
Subj: RE: [kl] Bad joke time
Date: Fri, 06 Apr 2007 13:27:14 -0400

Joe goes to the local bar after a tough day at work.
He orders a beer, and just when he is ready to drink a
little money comes running on the bar and dips his
balls in the beer.

Joe is shocked, and isn't sure it really happened. He
thinks he probably imagined it, but doesn't take any
chances and orders a new beer.

Just as he is ready to drink the little monkey comes
running again and dips his balls in his new beer.

Joe can't belive it! he knows he didn't imagine it
this time. He goes to the bartender and asks him if he
knows what's the deal with that little money who comes
running on the bar and dips his balls in the beer?!

The bartender says he doesn't know, but he only
started working there yesterday. He says the pianist
is there for over 5 years and if someone knows it is
definitely him.

Joe is getting mad, but comes to the pianist and
politely asks if he knows the little money that comes
running and on the bar and dips his balls in the beer.

The pianist replies: "I don't know, let me check in
the real book."

--- "Mattera, Alex F." <AMattera@-----.com> wrote:

> Q: How do you get a professional musician off your
> doorstep?
>
> A: Pay him for the pizza.
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Curtis Bennett
> [mailto:curtis.bennett@-----.com]
> Sent: Friday, April 06, 2007 12:54 PM
> To: klarinet@-----.org
> Subject: Re: [kl] Bad joke time
>
>
> Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a
> mutual bond.
>
> A. One will eventually mature and earn money.
>
>
> On 4/6/07, Rommel John Miller
> <RommelJMiller@-----.net> wrote:
> > Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a
> Trombonist's arm?
> >
> > A: A tattoo.
> >
> > Of course, that could apply to me as well, and I
> am just a lowly
> > clarinetist, pianist and saxophonist wannabe.
> >
> > Rommel John Miller
> > 308 Dale Avenue
> > Baltimore, MD 21206-1219
> > 410-668-4784
> > 410-967-8994
> > DoctorX@-----.net
> > RommelJMiller@-----.net
> >
> > Clarinetist, Saxiphonist and Pianist
> > Actor and Magician
> > Contact me for more information
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Tom Puwalski [mailto:tski1128@-----.com]
> > Sent: Friday, April 06, 2007 9:20 AM
> > To: klarinet@-----.org
> > Subject: Re: [kl] Bad joke time
> >
> > How many sopranos does it take to change a light
> bulb?
> > One and the world revolves around her
> > On Apr 6, 2007, at 9:00 AM, Ted wrote:
> >
> > > From Ted Casher:
> > >
> > > Q. How many concert clarinet players does it
> take to change a
> > > lightbulb?
> > >
> > > A. It only takes one, but he has to go thru a
> whole box before he
> > > finds one he likes!
> > >
> > > .....and going further.....
> > >
> > > Q. How many lead trumpet players does it take
> to change a
> > > lightbulb?
> > >
> > > A. Two. One to change the bulb, and the other
> to pull the ladder
> > > out from under him!
> > >
> > > ....gets worse.....
> > >
> > > Q. How many Berklee guitar players does it take
> to change a light
> > > bulb?
> > >
> > > A. Six. One to change the bulb, and five
> others to stand around
> > > saying; "I can do that......better!"
> > >
> > > Q. How many Berklee electric bass players does
> it take to change a
> > > light bulb?
> > >
> > > A. None. The keyboard player can do it with
> his left hand!
> > >
> > > .......even worse.....
> > >
> > > Q. How many Berklee drummers does it take to
> change a light bulb?
> > >
> > > A. None. They have a machine that can do it!
> > >
> > > LOL---happy holiday! (politically correct
> salutation!) May all our
>
> > > reeds be running right! Cheers, Ted Casher
> > > ----- Original Message ----- From: "Rommel John
> Miller"
> > > <RommelJMiller@-----.net>
> > > To: <klarinet@-----.org>
> > > Sent: Friday, April 06, 2007 1:26 AM
> > > Subject: [kl] Bad joke time
> > >
> > >
> > >> I was just at my local musicians union website,
> and I hit on the
> > >> joke button and kept hitting it until a
> clarinet joke came around,
> > >> and what a doozie it
> > >> was, but I guess it could apply to an oboist or
> a flutist as well.
> > >>
> > >> It might bother some of you, but I beg you,
> have an open mind and
> > >> be willing to laugh, it tickled my funny bone.
> > >>
> > >> Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the
> dashboard?
> > >>
> > >> So they can park in the handicapped zones.
> > >>
> > >> And some can say "bad" or "poor" taste, but I
> am a 100% service
> > >> connected DISABLED veteran with BI-POLAR
> DISORDER and I have
> > >> learned to accept and
> > >> even laugh at my idiotic brand of insanity, and
> I don't abuse my
> > >> privilege
> > >> to use the handicapped parking zone, I just
> thought the hackneyed
> > >> twist on a
> > >> school yard style taunt directed at us meek,
> mild and diminutive
> > >> clarinet
> > >> playing types was rib-tickling.
> > >>
> > >> If you feel you have to blame anyone direct
> your ire at
> > >> www.musiciansunion.org and not me, okay?
> > >>
> > >> Peace,
> > >>
> > >> Rommel John Miller
> > >> 308 Dale Avenue
> > >> Baltimore, MD 21206-1219
> > >> 410-668-4784
> > >> 410-967-8994
> > >> DoctorX@-----.net
> > >> RommelJMiller@-----.net
> > >>
> > >> Clarinetist, Saxiphonist and Pianist
> > >> Actor and Magician
> > >> Contact me for more information
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
>
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