Klarinet Archive - Posting 000021.txt from 2007/04

From: Tom Puwalski <tski1128@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] Bad joke time
Date: Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:19:59 -0400

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
One and the world revolves around her
On Apr 6, 2007, at 9:00 AM, Ted wrote:

> From Ted Casher:
>
> Q. How many concert clarinet players does it take to change a
> lightbulb?
>
> A. It only takes one, but he has to go thru a whole box before he
> finds one he likes!
>
> .....and going further.....
>
> Q. How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
>
> A. Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to pull the ladder
> out from under him!
>
> ....gets worse.....
>
> Q. How many Berklee guitar players does it take to change a light
> bulb?
>
> A. Six. One to change the bulb, and five others to stand around
> saying;
> "I can do that......better!"
>
> Q. How many Berklee electric bass players does it take to change a
> light bulb?
>
> A. None. The keyboard player can do it with his left hand!
>
> .......even worse.....
>
> Q. How many Berklee drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
>
> A. None. They have a machine that can do it!
>
> LOL---happy holiday! (politically correct salutation!) May all
> our reeds be running right! Cheers, Ted Casher
> ----- Original Message ----- From: "Rommel John Miller"
> <RommelJMiller@-----.net>
> To: <klarinet@-----.org>
> Sent: Friday, April 06, 2007 1:26 AM
> Subject: [kl] Bad joke time
>
>
>> I was just at my local musicians union website, and I hit on the
>> joke button
>> and kept hitting it until a clarinet joke came around, and what a
>> doozie it
>> was, but I guess it could apply to an oboist or a flutist as well.
>>
>> It might bother some of you, but I beg you, have an open mind and
>> be willing
>> to laugh, it tickled my funny bone.
>>
>> Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?
>>
>> So they can park in the handicapped zones.
>>
>> And some can say "bad" or "poor" taste, but I am a 100% service
>> connected
>> DISABLED veteran with BI-POLAR DISORDER and I have learned to
>> accept and
>> even laugh at my idiotic brand of insanity, and I don't abuse my
>> privilege
>> to use the handicapped parking zone, I just thought the hackneyed
>> twist on a
>> school yard style taunt directed at us meek, mild and diminutive
>> clarinet
>> playing types was rib-tickling.
>>
>> If you feel you have to blame anyone direct your ire at
>> www.musiciansunion.org and not me, okay?
>>
>> Peace,
>>
>> Rommel John Miller
>> 308 Dale Avenue
>> Baltimore, MD 21206-1219
>> 410-668-4784
>> 410-967-8994
>> DoctorX@-----.net
>> RommelJMiller@-----.net
>>
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>> Contact me for more information
>>
>>
>>
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