Klarinet Archive - Posting 000020.txt from 2007/04

From: "Ted" <tedcasher@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] Bad joke time
Date: Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:00:38 -0400

From Ted Casher:

Q. How many concert clarinet players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. It only takes one, but he has to go thru a whole box before he finds one
he likes!

.....and going further.....

Q. How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to pull the ladder out from
under him!

....gets worse.....

Q. How many Berklee guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Six. One to change the bulb, and five others to stand around saying;
"I can do that......better!"

Q. How many Berklee electric bass players does it take to change a light
bulb?

A. None. The keyboard player can do it with his left hand!

.......even worse.....

Q. How many Berklee drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. They have a machine that can do it!

LOL---happy holiday! (politically correct salutation!) May all our reeds
be running right! Cheers, Ted Casher
----- Original Message -----
From: "Rommel John Miller" <RommelJMiller@-----.net>
To: <klarinet@-----.org>
Sent: Friday, April 06, 2007 1:26 AM
Subject: [kl] Bad joke time

>I was just at my local musicians union website, and I hit on the joke
>button
> and kept hitting it until a clarinet joke came around, and what a doozie
> it
> was, but I guess it could apply to an oboist or a flutist as well.
>
> It might bother some of you, but I beg you, have an open mind and be
> willing
> to laugh, it tickled my funny bone.
>
> Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?
>
> So they can park in the handicapped zones.
>
> And some can say "bad" or "poor" taste, but I am a 100% service connected
> DISABLED veteran with BI-POLAR DISORDER and I have learned to accept and
> even laugh at my idiotic brand of insanity, and I don't abuse my privilege
> to use the handicapped parking zone, I just thought the hackneyed twist on
> a
> school yard style taunt directed at us meek, mild and diminutive clarinet
> playing types was rib-tickling.
>
> If you feel you have to blame anyone direct your ire at
> www.musiciansunion.org and not me, okay?
>
> Peace,
>
> Rommel John Miller
> 308 Dale Avenue
> Baltimore, MD 21206-1219
> 410-668-4784
> 410-967-8994
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>
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