Klarinet Archive - Posting 000019.txt from 2007/04

From: "Rommel John Miller" <RommelJMiller@-----.net>
Subj: [kl] Bad joke time
Date: Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:26:06 -0400

I was just at my local musicians union website, and I hit on the joke button
and kept hitting it until a clarinet joke came around, and what a doozie it
was, but I guess it could apply to an oboist or a flutist as well.

It might bother some of you, but I beg you, have an open mind and be willing
to laugh, it tickled my funny bone.

Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?

So they can park in the handicapped zones.

And some can say "bad" or "poor" taste, but I am a 100% service connected
DISABLED veteran with BI-POLAR DISORDER and I have learned to accept and
even laugh at my idiotic brand of insanity, and I don't abuse my privilege
to use the handicapped parking zone, I just thought the hackneyed twist on a
school yard style taunt directed at us meek, mild and diminutive clarinet
playing types was rib-tickling.

If you feel you have to blame anyone direct your ire at
www.musiciansunion.org and not me, okay?

Peace,

Rommel John Miller
308 Dale Avenue
Baltimore, MD 21206-1219
410-668-4784
410-967-8994
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RommelJMiller@-----.net

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