Klarinet Archive - Posting 000615.txt from 2006/03

From: "Jim Lytthans" <lytthans@-----.net>
Subj: [kl] Flavored Clarinets
Date: Wed, 29 Mar 2006 17:28:35 -0500

Someone used to make flavored clarinet reeds, for the kiddies who couldn't
stand the woody taste. I always thought that adult reeds should be
available in a choice of flavors, such as chocolate, bourbon, red wines of
various kinds, etc.

A local winery here in California makes an almond flavored champagne. It's
awful, but a big seller. I think it might lure rats, too. Maybe we should
oil the bore with this stuff, or at least lubricate the player a bit.

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Jim Lytthans
Anaheim, CA

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