Klarinet Archive - Posting 000047.txt from 2005/11

From: Nathan Friedman <nathanfriedman@-----.ca>
Subj: Re: [kl] Fw: Fw: Pittsburgh]
Date: Fri, 04 Nov 2005 00:13:01 -0500

Sounds a lot like some Canadian jokes I've heard :)

Nathan

----- Original Message -----
From: "mlmarmer" <mlmarmer@-----.com>
To: "Clarinet List" <klarinet@-----.org>
Cc: "Jerry Matsick" <mtoytrain@-----.net>; "Joseph Lechner"
<Joseph.Lechner@-----.edu>
Sent: Thursday, November 03, 2005 6:51 PM
Subject: [kl] Fw: Fw: Pittsburgh]

> How appropriate that I got this earlier today.
>
> I sent this to the Klarinet list in honor of the Pittsburgh Ballet
> Orchestra!
>
> Mike Marmer
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> From: <mtoytrain@-----.net>
> To: <mlmarmer@-----.com>;
> <fwschneider@-----.net>;
> <snpl8r@-----.com>;
> <w3syt1@-----.com>
> Sent: Thursday, November 03, 2005 7:26 AM
> Subject: [Fwd: Fw: Pittsburgh]
>
>
>>
>> >
>> >
>> > Jeff Foxworthy On Pittsburgh
>> >
>> >
>> > If you consider it a sport to sit in a tree stand all day long with a
> bow or a gun just to put food in your freezer.. you might live in
> Pittsburgh.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights
> each year because Bradford is the coldest spot in the nation, you might
> live
> in Pittsburgh.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you
> might live in Pittsburgh.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the
> year, you might live in Pittsburgh.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work
> there, you might live in Pittsburgh; because you're all so damn friendly.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > If you have ever worn shorts, sunglasses and a parka at the same
>> > time,
> you might live in Pittsburgh.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, or if you are
> in church and your priest or minister asks you to pray for the STEELERS,
> and
> wants to get you all home for 1 p.m. kickoff you might live in Pittsburgh.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
> dialed a wrong number, you might live in Pittsburgh.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Pittsburgher when:
>> >
>> >
>> > 1. "Vacation" means going up north past I-80 for the weekend.
>> >
>> >
>> > 2. You measure distance in hours.
>> >
>> >
>> > 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
>> >
>> >
>> > 4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back
> again.
>> >
>> >
>> > 5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
> blizzard, without flinching.
>> >
>> >
>> > 6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events including
> weddings.
>> >
>> >
>> > 7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave all
> the doors unlocked.
>> >
>> >
>> > 8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
> them.
>> >
>> >
>> > 9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
>> >
>> >
>> > 10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
> with snow.
>> >
>> >
>> > 11. You know all 4 seasons: almost fall, winter, still winter and
>> > road
> construction.
>> >
>> >
>> > 12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
>> >
>> >
>> > 13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a concrete statue of a deer
> next to your blue spruce.
>> >
>> >
>> > 14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
>> >
>> >
>> > 15. Down South to you means MORGANTOWN WV.
>> >
>> >
>> > 16. You find '0' degrees "a little chilly."
>> >
>> >
>> > 17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his NEW FORD F150.
>> >
>> >
>> > 18. You go out to fish fry every Friday and bingo every Wednesday.
>> >
>> >
>> > 19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
>> >
>> >
>> > 20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
>> >
>> >
>> > 21. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all
> your Pittsburgh friends
>> >
>>
>
>
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