Klarinet Archive - Posting 000449.txt from 2005/06

From: "Patricia A. Smith" <arlyss1@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] I bought a recoding
Date: Fri, 24 Jun 2005 01:23:39 -0400

Dan wrote:

>But he said, "I work under two principles: less is
>more, and don't gild the lilly." So we had some words about that
>and I hit him in the head with my chair!! Didn't get near his
>mouth to injure the embouchure but there was some brain damage.
>He'll survive. I got the worst of it because he stuck his basset
>clarinet up my nose. It's hard to breathe now. But I had the
>horn, jumped in my car, and got out of town.
>
>
Well! Now that LC has stuck his basset horn up your nose, that REALLY
does give you leave to put him somewhere in your next novel! That's the
least he can do for you - and not even expect any royalties for the use
of his REAL name! I mean, really, "assault and battery with basset horn"!

And he thought he could get away with giving you just a basset horn, and
a cheap record deal! The NOIVE!

Patricia Smith

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