Klarinet Archive - Posting 000091.txt from 2005/06

From: "dnleeson" <dnleeson@-----.net>
Subj: RE: [kl] Joke
Date: Fri, 03 Jun 2005 13:16:30 -0400

A variation on the singing joke sent in by Jim Lytthans.

A poor but handsome man had the opportunity to marry either of
two women. One was beautiful, but very poor. The other was an
opera singer of great talent and wealth, but homely as a post.

The man opted to marry the opera singer. On the morning after
the wedding night he woke up, looked at his wife and said,
"Darling, for heaven's sake sing!!!"

Dan Leeson
DNLeeson@-----.net

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