Klarinet Archive - Posting 000148.txt from 2005/02

From: "Rommel John Miller" <rjmiller@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] RE: A bassethorn riddle
Date: Sun, 6 Feb 2005 16:26:30 -0500

Wow! This exchange is getting more and more fun-tastic to read.

Keep up the banter, but know that the G-D I believe in loves and cares for
us all,
even if we sometimes make klutzy mistakes.

And I *NEVER* would wish anyone's putz, not even Osama bin Laden's to
wither-up to nothing.

Speaking of which, did anyone ever see the episode of South Park in which
Cartman and Bin Laden do a kind of Warner Bros./Bugs Bunny-Elmer Fudd
exchange? Pure hilarity, and the size of Bin Laden's putz does play into
the discourse.

But all this comes from yours truly, a genuine schlemiel and schmuck of the
first order!

Shalom

Rommel

----- Original Message -----
From: "dnleeson" <dnleeson@-----.net>
To: <klarinet@-----.org>
Sent: Sunday, February 06, 2005 3:34 PM
Subject: RE: [kl] RE: A bassethorn riddle

> As far as I know, Gary does not sell Opus Ultimum, only the
> Mozart Forgeries.
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> Dan Leeson
> DNLeeson@-----.net
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Adam Michlin [mailto:amichlin@-----.com]
> Sent: Sunday, February 06, 2005 12:25 PM
> To: klarinet@-----.org
> Subject: RE: [kl] RE: A bassethorn riddle
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> I can't take it anymore. To knowingly deprive Dan of the Hertz
> rent-a-mistress service is just inexcusable.
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> Lucky for me, amazon.com is selling both books together at a
> discount.
> Between this and my recent purchase of the Barenreiter study
> score edition
> of K.361, Dan should be well taken care of for at least 30
> seconds.
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> -Adam
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> PS: I could not find "Opus Ultimum..." on Gary's web site.
> Perhaps I am
> blind, in which case I hope Gary will forgive me.
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> At 11:53 AM 2/6/2005 -0800, dnleeson wrote:
>>It is true. You deserve a great deal of abuse. It is bad
> enough
>>that you ask questions of Tony while quoting my message as
>>irrelevant support for your ill-considered hypotheses, but that
>>you have not bought and read my book is criminal, wicked, evil,
>>dastardardly, making you a four star putz! (By the way, I don't
>>care so much that you have not read them, but that you have not
>>purchased them is slowing down my ability to use the Hertz
>>rent-a-mistress service. And that's serious.)
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>>All you future postings will be greeted with scorn, both public
>>and private. This will so affect your withering ego, that you
>>will dry up and become an impotent four star putz, which means
>>that you will have no putz.
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>>For your own mental health and safety, contact Gary Van Cott at
>>once and buy a copy. I have e-mailed him and told him to charge
>>you double for the book and quadruple for the shipping costs.
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