Klarinet Archive - Posting 000144.txt from 2005/02

From: Adam Michlin <amichlin@-----.com>
Subj: RE: [kl] RE: A bassethorn riddle
Date: Sun, 6 Feb 2005 15:26:28 -0500

I can't take it anymore. To knowingly deprive Dan of the Hertz
rent-a-mistress service is just inexcusable.

Lucky for me, amazon.com is selling both books together at a discount.
Between this and my recent purchase of the Barenreiter study score edition
of K.361, Dan should be well taken care of for at least 30 seconds.

-Adam

PS: I could not find "Opus Ultimum..." on Gary's web site. Perhaps I am
blind, in which case I hope Gary will forgive me.

At 11:53 AM 2/6/2005 -0800, dnleeson wrote:
>It is true. You deserve a great deal of abuse. It is bad enough
>that you ask questions of Tony while quoting my message as
>irrelevant support for your ill-considered hypotheses, but that
>you have not bought and read my book is criminal, wicked, evil,
>dastardardly, making you a four star putz! (By the way, I don't
>care so much that you have not read them, but that you have not
>purchased them is slowing down my ability to use the Hertz
>rent-a-mistress service. And that's serious.)
>
>All you future postings will be greeted with scorn, both public
>and private. This will so affect your withering ego, that you
>will dry up and become an impotent four star putz, which means
>that you will have no putz.
>
>For your own mental health and safety, contact Gary Van Cott at
>once and buy a copy. I have e-mailed him and told him to charge
>you double for the book and quadruple for the shipping costs.

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