Klarinet Archive - Posting 000143.txt from 2005/02

From: "dnleeson" <dnleeson@-----.net>
Subj: RE: [kl] RE: A bassethorn riddle
Date: Sun, 6 Feb 2005 14:54:30 -0500

It is true. You deserve a great deal of abuse. It is bad enough
that you ask questions of Tony while quoting my message as
irrelevant support for your ill-considered hypotheses, but that
you have not bought and read my book is criminal, wicked, evil,
dastardardly, making you a four star putz! (By the way, I don't
care so much that you have not read them, but that you have not
purchased them is slowing down my ability to use the Hertz
rent-a-mistress service. And that's serious.)

All you future postings will be greeted with scorn, both public
and private. This will so affect your withering ego, that you
will dry up and become an impotent four star putz, which means
that you will have no putz.

For your own mental health and safety, contact Gary Van Cott at
once and buy a copy. I have e-mailed him and told him to charge
you double for the book and quadruple for the shipping costs.

Dan Leeson
DNLeeson@-----.net

-----Original Message-----
From: Adam Michlin [mailto:amichlin@-----.com]
Sent: Sunday, February 06, 2005 11:04 AM
To: klarinet@-----.org
Subject: Re: [kl] RE: A bassethorn riddle

Rommel,

Well, there is a bit a piece of information you do not know. In
fact, I am
a bit embarrassed to admit it publicly. You see, I have neither
purchased
nor read either of Dan's new books.

I really have no good excuse for this. I am ashamed and just
thankful Dan
is willing to even give me the time of day, so to speak.

Dan has assured me that once I have rectified this grave
situation (with
triplicate copies of my purchase receipt submitted to him and
persons who
are best left unnamed) that I will again be redeemed.

Until then, I deserve any and all abuse.

Thanks though!

-Adam

At 12:39 PM 2/6/2005 -0500, Rommel John Miller wrote:
>Let's just play nicely and spread good vibes. Can you dig it?

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