Klarinet Archive - Posting 000484.txt from 2005/01

From: Audrey Travis <vsofan@-----.ca>
Subj: [kl] Almost completely off topic, but....
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 16:10:27 -0500


Here are two jokes I wanted to share - you can assume major characters
either play clarinet or have heard clarinet music before and were
pleasantly impressed (though none of this is relevant):

A little old Jewish woman, calling Mt. Sinai hospital, said "Hello, I'd
like to talk to the person who gives the information regarding your
patients. I want to know if the patient is getting better, or doing as
expected, or getting worse." The voice on the other end of the line
said "Who is the patient and what is their room number?". She said "Yes
darling, it's Sarah Finkel in Room 302." He said "Oh yes, Mrs Finkel is
doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure
is fine, her blood work just came back as normal, she's going to be
taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues
this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home on Tuesday at 12
o'clock!" The woman said "Thank G-d! That's wonderful! Oh, that's
fantastic darling! That's such wonderful news!" The man on the phone
said "From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a family member or a
very close friend!" She said "Darling, this IS Sarah Finkel in Room
302! Cohen, my doctor, tells me NOTHING."

Here's another one:

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him "Herman, I
just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I-75.
Please be careful!" "What do you mean ONE" says Herman, "there are
hundreds of them!!"

Other jokes always welcome!!

Hope you all enjoy these - a zay gezunt!

Audrey

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