Klarinet Archive - Posting 000213.txt from 2004/12

From: "Patricia A. Smith" <arlyss1@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] Is anyone there?
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 12:16:38 -0500

Dick Vigorous wrote:

>But I don't gnaw on no clarinets. When youse guys is playin at the Winter
>Solstice an the Hannukah an the Christmas an New Year's an Innockeration an
>all, don't fergit playin some nice loud squeals fer yer friends the rats,
>cuz we're yer biggest fans!
>
>Squeeeeeeek!
>Dick Vigorous,
>Boss Rodent
>Toughest rat in this here neighborhood
>an ya little pipsqueak rats better never fergit it or else I'll roll ya
>over-n-over an bite ya real hard.
>
>
>
Thanks for the reminder to big momma here to get playin', Boss Dick!
This here's Cap'n Morgan, pi-rat extrordinaire. Yup, you got it right,
i like that squeakin' too.... you keep tellin' these gals to play that
clarinet! Get some new reeds too, while they're at it, too! (More
squeaks on new reeds, dontcha know?)

Your tamed, caged pal,
Captain Morgan, the pi-rat

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