Klarinet Archive - Posting 000405.txt from 2004/09
From: "dnleeson" <dnleeson@-----.net>
Subj: RE: [kl] Mozart Forgeries
Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2004 11:54:43 -0400
But GAry, even in the face of such generosity on the part of my
beloved colleagues and friends, I've got to get some word of
mouth going or I'm never going to become a millionaire with a
mistress, several pairs of white socks, and a polo pony. For
example, someone could say: "They said Einstein was crazy. They
said Newton was crazy. They said the inventors of the atomic
bomb were all crazy. But Leeson, as shown in his new book,
really is crazy!! He needs to be institutionalized for trying to
make K. 622 and 581 interesting literary subjects. Wagner,
maybe. George Antheil, maybe. Even Fanny Mendelssohn, maybe.
But Mozart?? Never. He was too uninteresting a subject. As an
author, Leeson should be burned at the stake for dullness. And
another thing: he can't write about sex. His experience is
limited and his expertise is nonexistent. He keeps referring to
complicated and convoluted sexual experiences as "Going all the
way."
Now with insults of that quality, I'd soon have one hell of a
readership. I need to be investigated by the UnAmerican
Activities Committee and my text made into an X-rated movie.
And by the way, my next book, "Opus Ultimum: The Story of the
Mozart Requiem" will be out in two months. It is non-fiction and
it's a hilariously funny and comical story. Good for a lot of
laughs.
There is also a 1/4 page ad I've taken out in The Clarinet, but
that doesn't show up until December. I need some kind of
structured abuse now. Say something about how bad my tonguing was
even when it was fast enough to do two, or as many as three
eighth notes in a slow tempo.
Dan Leeson
DNLeeson@-----.net
-----Original Message-----
From: Gary Van Cott [mailto:gary@-----.com]
Sent: Thursday, September 23, 2004 8:17 AM
To: klarinet@-----.org
Subject: RE: [kl] Mozart Forgeries
I think that everyone is avoiding giving away the plot to people
that
haven't read it yet.
Gary
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At 05:13 PM 9/22/04, you wrote:
>Now that you mention it, the coincidence is clearly present. I
>shall sue Dan Rather.
>
>And please come back and say something when you have finished to
>book. People are reading it because copies are selling, but few
>come back and comment.
>
>And my next book will be out in 2 months.
>
>Dan Leeson
>DNLeeson@-----.net
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