Klarinet Archive - Posting 000327.txt from 2004/09
From: "Matthew Lloyd" <matthew@-----.uk>
Subj: RE: [kl] Fw: Installing Wife 1.0
Date: Sun, 19 Sep 2004 15:51:09 -0400
It seems that some of you have been using the Micro$haft version of Wife
1.0. It is well known that this programme contains a large number of
bugs.
There are alternatives - the version I use has none of these
difficulties, and the upgrade from Witch 2.0 was very easy!
Matthew
-----Original Message-----
From: Magnus B=F6rjesson [mailto:magnus.borjesson@-----.com]=20
Sent: 19 September 2004 20:37
To: klarinet@-----.org
Subject: Re: [kl] Fw: Installing Wife 1.0
Thanks Ted
I had a big laugh. For your info: I=B4ve translated the "Wife 1.0-story"
into
swedish. My brothers son i getting married in a few weeks and this will
be a
good joke. He=B4s a computer-neard ...
About reeds - I have the same trouble here in Sweden this autumn. Just
bought a box of the new Vandoren Rue Lepic, but havent tried them yet.
Any
comments on these reeds?
Magnus
----- Original Message -----=20
From: "Ted Casher" <tedcasher@-----.net>
To: <klarinet@-----.org>
Sent: Sunday, September 19, 2004 6:01 PM
Subject: [kl] Fw: Installing Wife 1.0
> Ted Casher here. This is too funny! Takes my mind off all the reeds
going
> bad this autumn, along with the change in the weather!
> ----- Original Message -----=20
> From: "Corey Beltram" <SelmerSaxII@-----.com>
> To: "'Ted Casher'" <tedcasher@-----.net>
> Sent: Friday, September 17, 2004 7:59 PM
> Subject: FW: Installing Wife 1.0
>
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Caroline Dawson [mailto:mist686@-----.com]
> > Sent: Thursday, September 16, 2004 6:15 PM
> > To: acastore@-----.com;
> > Ivy111280@-----.com;
> > tazgurl82@-----.com;
> > crash926@-----.com;
> > crsparkledancer@-----.com;
truggieri@-----.net;
> > starr583@-----.com
> > Subject: FW: Installing Wife 1.0
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > >
> > >Dear Tech Support:
> > >
> > >Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon
noticed
> > >that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up
a
> > >lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0
installed
> > >itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
> > >activity.
> > >
> > >Applications such as PokerNight 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and
Fishing
> > >7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
> > >selected.
> > >
> > >I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run
> > >my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to
Girlfriend
> > >7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
> > >
> > > Please help!
> > >
> > >Thanks,
> > >A Troubled User
> > >
> > > (SEE REPLY BELOW)
> > >
> > >REPLY:
> > >
> > >Dear Troubled User:
> > >
> > >This is a very common problem about which men are complaining.
> > >
> > >Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that
it
> > is
> > >just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING
> > >SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is
also
> > >impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It
is
> > >impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
> > once
> > >installed.
> > >
> > >You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed
to
> > not
> > >allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
> > >Warnings-Alimony/Child-Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0
and
> > >work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the
background
> > >application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
> > >
> > >The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE
because
> > >ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
> > system
> > >will return to normal anyway.
> > >
> > >Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance.
> > >Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and
Sweep
> > >3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
> > >
> > >However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use
will
> > >cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag Nag 9.5. Once this
> > >happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
> > >purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds
5.0
> > !
> > >
> > >WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstance, install Secretary With
Short
> > >Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will
cause
> > >irreversible damage to the operating system.
> > >
> > >Best of luck,
> > >Tech Support
> >
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> >
>
>
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