Klarinet Archive - Posting 000521.txt from 2004/08

From: "Film & Music Promotion Management" <FilmPromotion@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] Costco caskets (or dirt nap discount......)
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2004 07:34:20 -0400

In the Jewish tradition they bury in a plain box for the most part.
But the funeral occurs usually the next day after death - Costco takes
48 hours to deliver as they don't have "cash and carry".

So they are loosing out on a market who would probably use em!

Now why am I imagining that the handles would come loose while
carrying ;)

David B.

ps - Costco has unlimited time returns, so if you manage to beat
it.................

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Virginia Hill <gigi1182@-----.com>
Subject: Re: [kl] Costco
Message-ID: <BD48127B.18CE%gigi1182@-----.com>

I'm sorry, did I read that right? Did you say CASKETS? As in the boxes
they
put dead people in? They're going to sell these things on the shelves?
Where
would they put them? Next to the tires? Refrigerators? Maybe the meat
cooler... JESUS!!! What has the world come to?!

~Ginger
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