Klarinet Archive - Posting 000175.txt from 2004/08

From: "DWH" <dwh46@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] green dirt magnet...was, Material influence on sound
Date: Sat, 7 Aug 2004 12:31:22 -0400

Call Ron Popeil. We'll develop a saxophone with a vacuum-cleaning
attachment, and surely a trombone that would double as an emergency tire
pump.

> ROTFL. I can see it now:
>
> "Tired of being out of tune on cold mornings? Our thermostatically
> heated trumpet uses space age technology to [....] and it also doubles
> as a hair dryer or space heater on those camping trips [....] and our
> special reverse ionization technology cancels static electricity which
> can attract unwanted dirt into your trumpet [....] also available for ur
> sturdy metal clarinets or flutes...."

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