Klarinet Archive - Posting 000174.txt from 2004/08

From: ormondtoby@-----.net (Ormondtoby Montoya)
Subj: Re: [kl] green dirt magnet...was, Material influence on sound
Date: Sat, 7 Aug 2004 12:14:55 -0400

Don Hatfield wrote:

> We could give Costco and Wal Mart REAL band
> instruments with a gimmick to sell them...maybe a
> trumpet that doubles as a hair dryer...

ROTFL. I can see it now:

"Tired of being out of tune on cold mornings? Our thermostatically
heated trumpet uses space age technology to [....] and it also doubles
as a hair dryer or space heater on those camping trips [....] and our
special reverse ionization technology cancels static electricity which
can attract unwanted dirt into your trumpet [....] also available for ur
sturdy metal clarinets or flutes...."

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