Klarinet Archive - Posting 000831.txt from 2004/07

From: "dnleeson" <dnleeson@-----.net>
Subj: RE: [kl] Sound production as a marketing ploy.
Date: Wed, 21 Jul 2004 15:41:58 -0400

It's not bad Walter. You are getting the hang of it. Now try
sex.

"With my mouthpiece, if your sex life does not develop a compound
growth rate of 62% annually, I will purchase a new set of lips
for you. Teeth too, if necessary."

A good comedy routine for mouthpieces might work.

Dan Leeson
DNLeeson@-----.net

-----Original Message-----
From: GrabnerWG@-----.com]
Sent: Wednesday, July 21, 2004 12:09 PM
To: klarinet@-----.org
Subject: Re: [kl] Sound production as a marketing ploy.

In a message dated 7/21/2004 1:48:04 PM Central Daylight Time,
dnleeson@-----.net writes:

I'll bet you get attention Walter. TRY A FRESH APPROACH.
How about this? We're SO SURE that you'll love this mouthpiece
that we''ll
send you a FREE COPY of Dan's book if you return the mouthpiece
for refund?

Walter Grabner
http://www.clarinetxpress.com/
World-class clarinet mouthpieces

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