Klarinet Archive - Posting 000189.txt from 2004/05

From: "Keith" <100012.1302@-----.com>
Subj: [kl] RE: klarinet Digest 8 May 2004 08:14:59 -0000 Issue 5249
Date: Mon, 10 May 2004 03:54:51 -0400

OK Patricia, this is war. To my knowledge, Dan has only played in one basset
horn trio in recent years. So Forest and I will hold you while Dan hits you
for the word Dark. Then Forest will take his turn for Muddy. Then I will,
for Murky.

And for Out of Tune one of us would have had to drive a wooden stake through
your heart. Slowly. While the other two played Mozart's Requiem (Duncan
Druce reconstruction/composition), so that you could appreciate the error of
your ways.

Beware the Three Basseteers!

Keith Bowen

>
> Date: Sat, 08 May 2004 02:28:23 -0400
> To: klarinet@-----.org
> From: "Patricia A. Smith" <arlyss1@-----.net>
> Subject: Re: [kl] OT: BAD sound AND writing contest for
> clarinettists; was, What is "Natural Vibrato"??
> Message-ID: <409C7E07.60505@-----.net>
>
> Ormondtoby Montoya wrote:
>
> >Heh! You ave a winner there, Patricia. :-)
> >
> >Perhaps an adjective between "Leeson's" and "study"? ...and perhaps
> >for the sake of alliteration, a "muddy" in front of "murky"?
> >
> >
>
> Hmm, it could use some work, I do believe. How is this - the
> more adjectives, the better...er, I mean worse:
>
> "It was a dark and stormy night...and the muddy, murky, dark
> sounds of a rehearsing bassett horn trio wended its way
> through the cavernous passages that snaked beneath Dan
> Leeson's dimly lit, oak paneled study."
>
> (I guess I'll have to leave the modifying phrase 'out of
> tune' for the second sentence, eh?)
>
> Patricia Smith
> (unbelievable how many times I had to type my last name
> before I got that right!)
>

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