Klarinet Archive - Posting 000005.txt from 2004/05

From: "Patricia A. Smith" <arlyss1@-----.net>
Subj: [kl] OT: to Dick Vigorous: Clarinet Infest
Date: Sat, 1 May 2004 09:20:42 -0400

Dick Vigorous wrote:

>Yeah, a buncha rats plans to Infest with ya, if we ain't
>too fat to climb in a overnight bag after eatin all them cicadas. That's if Shadow Cat don't eat us first. Aaaaaaaahhahahahaha! Ooh, I'm so scared. Not.
>
Dear Dick Vigorous,

Sounds like you gotta pretty good life for a wild rat. Me, I live in a
high rise, up above a coupla rabbits. Reckon I'd be welcome atta
Clarinet Infest? I don't hafta bringga screech stik with me do I? I'll
steal tha kid's Bundy screamer. That screeches pretty high. Can we
stay inna kitchens were da food is? An' away from them Clarinets
infestin' things? I'm up for some lady rats, too! Got any good lookin'
rellatives?

Yours truly,
Captain Morgan
rat in the highrise

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