Klarinet Archive - Posting 000460.txt from 2004/04

From: "Juan Gregorio" <jcbuan@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] Confidential (to Shadow Cat)
Date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 15:00:45 -0400

Who is this and what is going on is the question? Inquisitive. juann
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From: <OhSuzan419@-----.com>
To: <klarinet@-----.org>
Sent: Tuesday, April 27, 2004 8:46 AM
Subject: [kl] Confidential (to Shadow Cat)

> Shadow Cat!!
>
> It's so nice to hear from you again! My name is Sadie. May I call you
"Shady"? I feel like I know you very well, even though we've never met.
Being feline, you are a much more trenchant and subtle observer of the
social scene than I, but you and I yet have a great deal in common, despite
the fact that my hard-wiring would probably compel me to put my nose in
places that offend you and chase you up a tree. Nothing personal. It's just
something that us greyhound-types HAVE to do.
>
> You see, I am basically a quiet dog, and I don't understand how in the
world I got placed in this family that assaults my funny-looking but
sensitive ears daily with things that are worse, much worse, than the
dreaded v*c**m cl**n*r. (Fortunately, they don't use that very much, but
makes me cower just to think of it. And I definitely stay clear of the dark
crate where it lives.)
>
> It was bad enough when only Mom had the shriek-stick. And then I thought
things were getting better, because she started spending a lot of time with
this other sort-of mini-shriek-stick that I actually find quite soothing.
You know, it's the kind that uses *two* of those yummy, crunchy fiber-treats
on the top. (You might not like it, though, because it doesn't have a
mousepiece to play with.)
>
> But then Dad really went off the deep end. Not only does he have a genuine
shriek-stick like Mom's, but he got all macho on me and found this *really*
big one with a voice that just rattles my bones. I don't know where he got
it, because I guard this place pretty well, and you can be darn sure I
wouldn't have let something like that past the door! I probably shouldn't
have trusted him in the first place, truth be told, because before the giant
shriek-stick came, he would actually encourage Mom to play the dreaded
v*cc**m cl**n*r more often. So even though I didn't see it happen, I have to
warn you, Beware!, because I think it might have spawned that giant one.
(Probably a birth defect, like acromegaly. What a shame.)
>
> I keep telling them how much I hate this, but they don't listen. Probably
can't hear me because of the racket those things make. Oh, Shady! I blush to
tell you this, but sometimes both my humans go into the same room and do
unspeakable things at the same time with all of those black shrieky things
and -- well, it's almost more than a soul can bear. Such misery! (I know you
understand what I mean!)
>
> I just wanted you to know you are not alone.
>
> CSSF (Cross-Species Solidarity Forever!),
>
> Miss Sadie
>
>
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