Klarinet Archive - Posting 001489.txt from 2004/03

From: "Dan" <dnleeson@-----.net>
Subj: RE: [kl] And speaking of literature...
Date: Wed, 31 Mar 2004 16:46:20 -0500


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From: Ormondtoby Montoya [mailto:ormondtoby@-----.net]
Sent: Wednesday, March 31, 2004 12:23 PM
To: klarinet@-----.org
Subject: Re: [kl] And speaking of literature...

Dan Leeson wrote:

> If you want an autograph, you have to
> curtsey, call me Sir Dan, and buy a pizza for
> me.

....umm, three issues, Dan:

(1) [nervously] How will we know if your autograph is a forgery, Dan?
How can we authenticate it? ;-)

Well each autograph is $5, and that is because I can't afford to give you
more. So when you get the $5, you'll know it is authentic.

(2) This is sexual discrimination. I bow, not curtsy.

Yes this is true. But my whole life has been spent doing delicate curtseys.
It helps develop a dark sound.

(3) And it was posted here a while ago that you don't eat pizza?

Because I don't eat pizza does not mean that I don't want it.

Dan
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