Klarinet Archive - Posting 001483.txt from 2004/03

From: ormondtoby@-----.net (Ormondtoby Montoya)
Subj: Re: [kl] And speaking of literature...
Date: Wed, 31 Mar 2004 15:24:40 -0500

Dan Leeson wrote:

> If you want an autograph, you have to
> curtsey, call me Sir Dan, and buy a pizza for
> me.

....umm, three issues, Dan:

(1) [nervously] How will we know if your autograph is a forgery, Dan?
How can we authenticate it? ;-)

(2) This is sexual discrimination. I bow, not curtsy.

(3) And it was posted here a while ago that you don't eat pizza?

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