Klarinet Archive - Posting 001392.txt from 2004/03

From: Andy Raibeck <klari_1@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] On-topic joke
Date: Fri, 26 Mar 2004 10:49:08 -0500

--- tony-w@-----.uk wrote:
> > --- tony-w@-----.uk wrote:
> > > What do you call a sexy, young, angry female clarinettist, who can`t
> stand
> > > 'till ready' music?
> >
> > Leblanc, the vamp ire player?
> >
> > Actually you can use a wood clarinet with its (sort of) pointy mouthpiece
> to
> > kill vampires, hence "Buffet, the vampire slayer".
> >
> > Regards,
> > Andy
>
> I don`t think you scrolled down far enough Andy; but you`re not all that far
> away.

Sure I did; wasn't my answer far too close to be mere coincidence? (although
you might just be kidding me!)

I was just adding my own "twist" on top of your joke. Obviously my humor is far
too subtle, sophisticated and cerebral. :-) (Either that, or it's just plain
bad.)

Regards,

Andy

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