Klarinet Archive - Posting 000200.txt from 2004/03

From: "Kenneth Wolman" <kenneth.wolman@------.net>
Subj: RE: [kl] [OT] Announcement...Dont Amend Protest
Date: Wed, 3 Mar 2004 21:46:59 -0500

> Some screech-sticks reproduce
> themselves by parthenogenesis. Put one in a dark closet and in a
> few weeks
> you may have two of the vermin, hooting and shrieking. The larva also
> breed in the night, however, and a fully-grown vac**m cl**ner can pop out
> half a dozen cl*r*nets in a single month, especially in summer.

Psssst. Shadow! When Lelia comes to, ask her to go out and rent an old W.
C. Fields short film called "The Barber Shop." The barber owns a double
bass called Lena, and he keeps "her" in the corner. A customer comes in for
a haircut, and he parks HIS bass in the corner next to Lena. At the end of
the movie, Fields turns around and yells "LEEEENA!" Why? Because it
appears that Lena and the other double bass have done something...a bunch of
little violins are running around in front of the two basses.

Never, my little feline friend, underestimate the power of musical
instruments.

Ken, cat-lover