Klarinet Archive - Posting 000182.txt from 2004/03

From: "Rebecca Brennan" <u_cant_kill_the_rooster@------.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] Announcement...Dont Amend Protest
Date: Wed, 3 Mar 2004 17:44:08 -0500

I guess you just decide the sex of your instument. My alto clarinet used to
be a boy until this gay thread came up, then I decided to give it a sex
change so that I could stay ON TOPIC with gay marrige and clarinet. WOOHA!

-Rebecca, who loves you.

>From: "Don Hatfield" <dhatfield@------.org>
>Reply-To: klarinet@------.org
>To: <klarinet@------.org>
>Subject: Re: [kl] Announcement...Dont Amend Protest
>Date: Wed, 3 Mar 2004 13:45:03 -0500
>
>Okay, folks, someone please enlighten us all then on how one discerns the
>difference between male and female clarinets (and I'm gonna hate myself for
>this question, but can't resist). And perhaps we'll learn more about why
>the
>chicken crossed the road since Rebecca opened this can of worms. It does
>explain one version I heard recently, though...
>Why did the turkey cross the road?
>Because the chicken retired to Florida.
>
>Don Hatfield
>
>
> > Hey! I resemble that remark...
> >
> > How about a man *with* a clarinet, though? :-P
>
>
>
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