Klarinet Archive - Posting 000143.txt from 2004/03

From: "Matthew Lloyd" <Matthew@------.f9.co.uk>
Subj: RE: [kl] Announcement...Don't Amend Protest
Date: Wed, 3 Mar 2004 14:01:16 -0500

Well, the Eb must be a female as it is hard to control, squawks at the
slightest opportunity and is generally obstructive!

Matthew

-----Original Message-----
From: Don Hatfield [mailto:dhatfield@------.org]
Sent: 03 March 2004 18:45
To: klarinet@------.org
Subject: Re: [kl] Announcement...Dont Amend Protest

Okay, folks, someone please enlighten us all then on how one discerns
the
difference between male and female clarinets (and I'm gonna hate myself
for
this question, but can't resist). And perhaps we'll learn more about why
the
chicken crossed the road since Rebecca opened this can of worms. It does
explain one version I heard recently, though...
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired to Florida.

Don Hatfield

> Hey! I resemble that remark...
>
> How about a man *with* a clarinet, though? :-P

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