Klarinet Archive - Posting 000141.txt from 2004/03

From: "Don Hatfield" <dhatfield@------.org>
Subj: Re: [kl] Announcement...Dont Amend Protest
Date: Wed, 3 Mar 2004 13:45:03 -0500

Okay, folks, someone please enlighten us all then on how one discerns the
difference between male and female clarinets (and I'm gonna hate myself for
this question, but can't resist). And perhaps we'll learn more about why the
chicken crossed the road since Rebecca opened this can of worms. It does
explain one version I heard recently, though...
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired to Florida.

Don Hatfield

> Hey! I resemble that remark...
>
> How about a man *with* a clarinet, though? :-P

   
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