Klarinet Archive - Posting 000502.txt from 2003/12

From: "Robert Whiteside" <rkw@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] RE: "Mozart" Cassazione?
Date: Fri, 26 Dec 2003 20:05:59 -0500

well put Lelia

----- Original Message -----
From: "Lelia Loban" <lelialoban@-----.net>
To: <klarinet@-----.org>
Sent: Friday, December 26, 2003 5:20 PM
Subject: [kl] RE: "Mozart" Cassazione?

> Robert Whiteside wrote,
>
> >Hey, I have a Bflat Liverwurst soprano clarinet,
> >Signed by Irving himself.. anybody know what it's
> >worth on the market?
>
> Oh, please. Everybody knows Irving never signed his worst, oops, I mean
> wurst. Nope, the inferior Irving Liversworth probably ground down this
> particular wooden sausage -- so wurstless that you can buy one for five
> bucks from nearly any pushcart vendor in New York City. Check the
> signature carefully. Take a look at the mouthpiece, too. If it's a
> genuine Liverwurst, then your mouthpiece is a senior partner at Schlock,
> Gonef & Schnorer. If your mouthpiece is a junior associate at Haunch,
> Paunch & Jowl, then that axe is a Liversworth, sure as salami, and trust
me
> on this, you do not want it defending you in a court of public opinion.
>
> Lelia Loban
> E-mail: lelialoban@-----.net
> Web site (original music scores as audio or print-out):
> http://members.sibeliusmusic.com/LeliaLoban
>
>
>
>
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