Klarinet Archive - Posting 000221.txt from 2003/12
From: Tom Wood <n4cid1@-----.net> Subj: Re: [kl] Re: 10 worst Date: Tue, 9 Dec 2003 12:43:53 -0500
Dan Leeson wrote
SNIP
>
> I advertised myself as the best left-handed, blind Arditi performer in
> America. Everybody wanted me to play "Il Baccio," a romantic piece of
> unadulterated nausea but beloved by the mothers of the mustachioed
> beauties. "Questo uomo romantico!!," they would say, raising a
> suggestive eyebrow or two.
>
> Ah, sweet memories. Sometime I must speak of my polka playing career.
> It was glorious. Polish girls are much more interesting, but only if you
> speak Polish, and I was the fastest Clarinet Polka performer in all of
> New England. THe mothers would throw their nubile daughters at me.
>
> But I kept my honor.
Dan, there is no hope for you...............:)
Tom W.
>
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