Klarinet Archive - Posting 000180.txt from 2003/11

From: "harold troughton" <haroldjtroughton@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] Fw: Re Music Jokes
Date: Wed, 12 Nov 2003 19:25:00 -0500

Here are a couple of funnies. ---- Whilst playing in the front row sax
section at the infamous Greens Playhouse ballroom in Glasgow (SCOTLAND). A "
Bright young thing" asked the second alto would he play something from the
musical "No No Nanette" After his negative response the disapointed young
lady asked " Do you- NO-- NO --NO-- NO- Nattette"??
A star clarinet jazz player (Nameless) was asked by a not- too
competant drummer during a gig intermission ---- " When was the last time we
played together XZXZXZXZX. ???" TONIGHT! was the prompt reply
Harold Troughton. Blue Magnolia Jass Orchestra Liverpool..

>From: "Al Shipley"
>Reply-To: klarinet@-----.org To: Subject: [kl] Fw: Re Music Jokes Date:
>Wed, 12 Nov 2003 10:32:50 -0500
>
>
>Many thanks to everyone who answered my request for music jokes. I have
>used a couple of them in the last band email and they produced the
>predictable groans so it can be said that they were well received! There
>are enough left to last until the end of the concert year but if anyone has
>any more - particularly play on words of song titles as they seem to
>provoke the greatest reaction - then let us see them. Again many thanks.
>
>Al Shipley
>
>
>
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