Klarinet Archive - Posting 000144.txt from 2003/11

From: "harold troughton" <haroldjtroughton@-----.com>
Subj: RE: [kl] Music Jokes
Date: Sun, 9 Nov 2003 14:06:15 -0500

A well known jazz trumpeter with a marvelous technique & improvisory skills
but allways the worse wear drinkwise was asked "How do you manage to
play so well when you are obviously plastered " ?
No problem he replied. "I'm allways PX--XX ed when I practice. Boom
Boom !!
Harold Troughton. Merseyside

>From: "Matthew Lloyd" Reply-To: klarinet@-----.org To: Subject: RE: [kl]
>Music Jokes Date: Sun, 9 Nov 2003 15:40:57 -0000
>
>Well I've found something in common with Erich Leinsdorf and me! Does
>Rounders count - I thought it was the same thing anyway......
>
>Matthew
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>-----Original Message----- From: Dan Leeson [mailto:leeson0@-----.net]
>Sent: 06 November 2003 19:23 To: klarinet@-----.org Subject: Re: [kl]
>Music Jokes
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>I told that joke to Erich Leinsdorf who looked at me very strangely when
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>I finished and said, "But ze basses are playink in de tird mofement. How
>could zey go out for drinkings?"
>
>He had never seen a baseball game.
>
>Dan
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>Al Shipley wrote:
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> > We have been distributing a weekly email to all our concert band members
>for > some time now and always include a music joke as a final item. We
>have used > many of the on-line ones and are now looking for more music
>jokes that we > can include in the newsletter - the more groan-inducing the
>better. So if > you have any please let me have them - they don't
>necessarily have to be > clarinet jokes - I seem to recall one posted to
>the list some time ago in > which the punch line was " the bottom of the
>ninth and the bases were > loaded". I'd like to see that one again > Many
>Thanks > Al Shipley > Encore...The Concert Band > London, Ontario > > > >
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