Klarinet Archive - Posting 000139.txt from 2003/11

From: Kate Strohschein <katie@-----.ca>
Subj: Re: [kl] Music Jokes
Date: Sun, 9 Nov 2003 08:10:25 -0500

What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.

Kate

P.S. Read this quote. I think my parents meant to name me Zaphod, because
my entire reality has been condensed into this paragraph.

"One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship
with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be
stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because
he couldn't be bothered to think and wanted somone else to do it for him,
pretending to be outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually
didn't understand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid. He
was renowned for being amazingly clever and quite clearly was so -- but
not all the time, which obviously worried him, hence the act. He prefered
people to be puzzeled rather than contemptuous. This above all appeared
to Trillian to be geniunely stupid, but she could no longer be bothered
to argue about it."

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