Klarinet Archive - Posting 000103.txt from 2003/11

From: Neil Leupold <leupold_1@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] Music Jokes
Date: Thu, 6 Nov 2003 14:06:14 -0500

Q: Difference between a bull and an orchestra?
A: A bull has the horns in front and the ass in back.

--- Don Hatfield <dhatfield@-----.org> wrote:
> Here you go, Al...
>
> A couple of enterprising bass players, unwilling to sit through a long,
> bass-less stretch of Beethoven's Ninth, sneaked off stage and into the bar
> next door. Beer flowed; time passed. "Look at the time! We have to get
> back!" said one. "Relax," said his partner, "I tied the last few pages of
> the conductor's score together with string. It will take him a few minutes
> to untangle it." They staggered back into the hall and took their places.
> About this time, a member of the audience noted that the conductor was
> breaking a sweat. "Of course," replied her companion, "It's the bottom of
> the Ninth, the score's tied, and the basses are loaded!"
>
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