Klarinet Archive - Posting 000470.txt from 2003/10

From: Dave Appleby <Dave_Appleby@-----.com>
Subj: RE: [kl] Don't try to escape. I have your names and remember you
Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 19:46:38 -0400

I was listening to a "bit" on radio yesterday that was trying to air
everyone's overdone jokes...

The one I liked most came from a lass named Paige:
"So your name's Paige? Does your boyfriend have to lick his finger to turn
you over? <maniacal laughter>"

Makes me glad I only have to put up with a hundred or so variations on
Appleby (apple-tree, banana-bee etc.)

-----Original Message-----
From: Dan Leeson
Subject: [kl] Don't try to escape. I have your names and remember your
miserable puns about basset horns

<snip>
I intended to begin injuring people who came out with the Suffern
line having read somewhere that courts will dismiss murder or mayhem
charges when the accused offers the defense of provocation through
multiple repetitions of the same tired, old joke. It was called the
"Joe Miller" law.
<snip>

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