Klarinet Archive - Posting 000302.txt from 2003/08

From: Audrey Travis <vsofan@-----.ca>
Subj: Re: [kl] The Mozart Forgeries!
Date: Mon, 11 Aug 2003 21:57:14 -0400

Puleeeeeeze tell me there's a Rent-A-Mister too!!

A.

Dan Leeson wrote:

> I am going to become so rich that I will go to Hertz rent-a-mistress,
> buy a cape and a cane, and not talk to the common people.
>
> Dan
>
> Audrey Travis wrote:
> > Dan
> > Your new book sounds like lots of fun and a great read. I promise to buy it
> > and not just because I believe you capable of additional punishments than
> > the ones you list for not buying/reading the book . I even promise not to
> > await its arrival in paperback . Start thinking about movie rights and all
> > those royalties coming at you.... You're going to be so rich you'll have
> > to buy all of US pizza and beer when you come to visit!
> >
> > Congratulations Dan!!
> >
> > Audrey
> >
> > Dan Leeson wrote:
> >
> >
> >>I have an announcement to make that I hope will be of interest to every
> >>reader of KLARINET.
> >>
> >>Tomorrow, I sign a contract for the publication of my fiction novel,
> >>"The Mozart Forgeries." It is an intellectual caper in which two men
> >>combine their distinct and separate talents to forge two lost Mozart
> >>manuscripts. Specifically, they will counterfeit, get authenticated by
> >>several of the world's leading scholars, and then sell at public auction
> >>the manuscripts of the Mozart clarinet concerto, and the quintet for
> >>clarinet and string quartet. Their expectation is $20,000,000 for both
> >>manuscripts.
> >
> >
> >
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> >
>
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