Klarinet Archive - Posting 000300.txt from 2003/08

From: Dan Leeson <leeson0@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] The Mozart Forgeries!
Date: Mon, 11 Aug 2003 21:42:06 -0400

I am going to become so rich that I will go to Hertz rent-a-mistress,
buy a cape and a cane, and not talk to the common people.

Dan

Audrey Travis wrote:
> Dan
> Your new book sounds like lots of fun and a great read. I promise to buy it
> and not just because I believe you capable of additional punishments than
> the ones you list for not buying/reading the book . I even promise not to
> await its arrival in paperback . Start thinking about movie rights and all
> those royalties coming at you.... You're going to be so rich you'll have
> to buy all of US pizza and beer when you come to visit!
>
> Congratulations Dan!!
>
> Audrey
>
> Dan Leeson wrote:
>
>
>>I have an announcement to make that I hope will be of interest to every
>>reader of KLARINET.
>>
>>Tomorrow, I sign a contract for the publication of my fiction novel,
>>"The Mozart Forgeries." It is an intellectual caper in which two men
>>combine their distinct and separate talents to forge two lost Mozart
>>manuscripts. Specifically, they will counterfeit, get authenticated by
>>several of the world's leading scholars, and then sell at public auction
>>the manuscripts of the Mozart clarinet concerto, and the quintet for
>>clarinet and string quartet. Their expectation is $20,000,000 for both
>>manuscripts.
>
>
>
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