Klarinet Archive - Posting 000800.txt from 2003/06

From: "Gene Nibbelin" <gnibbelin@-----.com>
Subj: [kl] Doctor!!!Doctor!!!
Date: Mon, 23 Jun 2003 22:03:58 -0400

Distraught Mother: Doctor!!! Doctor!!! What shall I do? What shall I do?

Doctor: Calm down, please. What is the problem?

Distraught Mother: Our son is going to be left-handed. What can we do?

Doctor: Nothing to worry about, just give him a baseball.

Gene N.

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