Klarinet Archive - Posting 000480.txt from 2003/05

From: "Rebecca Brennan" <rjbrennan1221@-----.com>
Subj: [kl] My report on alcoholic reeds...
Date: Tue, 20 May 2003 18:35:50 -0400

First I will tell everybody that I hate Matthew Lloyd. I wish misfortune on
him.

As for my report on alcoholic reeds, I think it was gross. I have never felt
so sick my entire life, except for the smifnoff reeds. Those were good. I
feel that I wasted a ton of crappy cane reeds that were unplayable. I could
have at least used them to build a log cabin or make a friend for Matthew
Lloyd out of them because we all know he needs one. I will be sure to pass
of a few rotten reeds with happy faces on them to him at clarinet fest so
something will smile at him because I sure won't! I think Matthew has come
up with the best way to waste reeds and drinks imaginable, and even better,
AT THE SAME TIME ALONG WITH MAKING INNOCENT SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS SICK!!!

My advice, don't try it. Don't waste your reed, don't waste your whiskey.

-Rebecca. Does not like whiskey and does not like Matthew Lloyd. Well, does
like Matthew Lloyd.

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