Klarinet Archive - Posting 000455.txt from 2003/05

From: "Tim Parks" <tim.parks@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] Whiskey reeds
Date: Tue, 20 May 2003 08:30:28 -0400

> Place a small amount of the
best whiskey you can find into your oral cavity. Swallow and immediately
> lick your reed. >

This whiskey concept intrigues me. I believe we can solve most, if not, all
of the discussion problems of the last few days.
First you start with Jack Daniels Whiskey which comes in a square bottle. A
bunji cord or a garter belt placed around the bottle will securely hold
three reeds on each side. They would be held against FLAT GLASS. If you
numbered the sides of the bottle and ROTATED it each day you would have a
very easy rotation system.
I have heard that California Reed Mold thrives the sour mash so Ollie should
be able to cultivate another reed.
When Rebecca reached the ripe ole' age of 21 she can flavor her reeds.
If Bill uses the 1/2 gallon size bottle he will be able to properly prepare
his audience for the recital.
if Tony and Resurgere each grab a bottle and a couple of MP movies I am
sure the alcohol could dissolve (SIC) their differences.
Unfortunately, Sue, with or with out, her glasses would be hard pressed to
find a list of active ingredients. The only precautionary statement might
say something about pregnant woman.

Mark---I am in no way connected with Jack Daniels. I stand to make no profit
from this invention. But I will make the following generous offer:
For each FULL sealed bottle of Jack Daniels that I receive, I will
return a OVERHAULED reed storage system to the sender. I will remove all
labels, number the sides, glue a piece of 800 grit paper to one surface,
provide one new white garter belt,(color optional), empty and Thoroughly
clean the bottle.

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