Klarinet Archive - Posting 000683.txt from 2003/04

From: Bill Hausmann <bhausmann1@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] Klarinet List Diversions
Date: Sat, 26 Apr 2003 00:40:19 -0400

At 11:41 PM 4/17/2003 -0700, you wrote:
>Are these songs real?
>
>Does anyone know anything about song #23? Who wrote, recorded or is getting
>credit for it?
>
>GaryT
>
>Country Song Countdown
>
>25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
>24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure.
>23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
>22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
>21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl,
> But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even.
>20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
>19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
>18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
>17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
>16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
>15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
>14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin 'Over You.
>13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
>12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
>11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
>10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
>9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
>8. Please Bypass This Heart.
>7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
>6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
>5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
>4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
>3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
>2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
>1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women
> But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

I don't know about the others, but #14 IS real!

Bill Hausmann

If you have to mic a saxophone, the rest of the band is TOO LOUD!

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