Klarinet Archive - Posting 000514.txt from 2003/04

From: "Rebecca Brennan" <rjbrennan1221@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] floor hamsters
Date: Sat, 26 Apr 2003 00:37:30 -0400

NO! NO! NO!

Jeckle, you have this all wrong! You want to eat the clarinets and other
instruments of torture so the owner has no idea what happened and it becomes
a vague memory because nobody knows what they are talking about. Then you
want to strike back! KILL THE HUMANS! KILL EVERYTHING! Oh, and KILL THE
MICE! THE RATS! EVERYTHING BUT HAMSTERS!!

HAMSTERS WILL RULE THE WORLD.

YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

Love truely,

Queen Floor Hamster

>From: "Patricia A. Smith" <patricia@-----.net>
>Reply-To: klarinet@-----.org
>To: klarinet@-----.org
>Subject: Re: [kl] floor hamsters
>Date: Sun, 13 Apr 2003 12:48:49 -0400
>
>Raycraft wrote:
>>From: "B. Rite" Subject: Re: [kl] floor hamsters
>>
>>
>>
>>>>A Klarinetist is in distress! I sense a visit from either Shadow or
>>>>Dick Vigorous.... or perhaps both.
>>>
>>
>>
>>.......and that queen hamster sounds *really* mean and vicious!
>> Sue
>
>
>Greetings. This is Jeckle. I am neither a rat, nor am I a cat. I am a
>mouse. Not just any ordinary mouse, but a mouse with a plan. I plan on
>conquering the world. World domination is my stock-in-trade. Clarinets?
>Flutes? Music? Anything to keep the humans under control. Nothing will
>keep me from my beholden destiny. You have been warned. This has been
>Jeckle, addressing you from my majestic condo at the home of Patricia
>Smith, who seems to think she plays clarinet. For my plans, she will
>suffice for now. Oh, and please do not harm my relatives. You will be
>glad you did not. We mean you no harm. Just one-world government, and New
>York sharp cheddar for all.
>
>Yours truly, Jeckle
>
>
>
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